This is a story for the books!
Also this is no story Davey Cacamamie from the Glenville Democrat and Pathfinder of Bullshit is going to tell you either!
A very familiar name around these parts Rosa Belle Gainer aka Rosa Belle Gainer-Cunningham who also stands accused of doing a very poor job as the executrix of the A J Woofter estate. In fact, documents reveal that the estate was raped for funds by Gainer and by the law office where she was employed-Butcher and Butcher right smack dab in the middle of Crooked County.
I do believe the above mentioned made the list of Crooked County Crooks.
What I want to know is…. is there a congregation of Jewish children in Glenville now?
…since Rosa Belle and all of her cohorts at the Gilmer County Unit of the American Cancer Society are hell bent on killing some children with their Easter Eggs this year!
I could not believe the news myself but read it in our local paper.
The local chapter of the American Cancer society planned their murder and criminal activity at the local meeting place for Crooks from Crooked County, the Common Place restaurant. You can see the restaurant pictured on the heading on the left in the photo in the CCC header.
The Common Place restaurant, a common place for Crooks from Crooked County. Hell, it’s just down the road a piece from the Crooked fucking river!
At this meetings, where the demi-gods send their wives to get them the fuck away long enough for the husbands to do some evil deeds and plan out destroying the lives of lawful citizens-plans were made to mix some very bad product with the Easter Eggs this year!
Was it Rosa Belles’ idea?
Besides the discussion on the salad luncheon that went so well last October, the wives of the local Crooked County Crooks were also planning on making Easter Eggs for the children!
Rosa Belle contacted the college, Glenville State and got the permission to use the cafeteria and mixer for doing the peanut butter part of the eggs! The eggs will then be dipped in chocolate to hide the poison.
What the fuck?!
Seriously are these people insane!?
Are they just a bunch of dumb asses ….or what!
Hey you stupid Crooked County Bitches!
You are NOT SUPPOSE TO USE PEANUT BUTTER IN ANYTHING! ASSHOLES!
FDA SAYS…. Don’t eat products made with peanut butter!!
Don’t you agree with the FDA? Does Rosa Belle Gainer-Cunningham and the Gilmer County Unit of the American Cancer Society just make their own rules?
What’s even worse is the FDA made that announcement days before the meeting these dumb bitches from Crooked County held involving making peanut butter poison Easter Eggs!
Happy Easter!
“We are urging people not to eat products that have peanut butter until we have better information and they can make an informed choice,” said Dr. Stephen Sundlof, director of the FDA Center for Food Safety and Applied Nutrition.
Already more than 450 people had been poisoned, and five people had died, as the result on of a Salmonella outbreak by the time Rosa Belle and her Cancer Society friends were planning harmful acts for our children at the Common Place restaurant. A sixth death that may be linked to the outbreak was discovered just days before the meeting.
Those that attended the meeting were: Rosa Belle Gainer-Cunningham
Betty White, Helen James, Sue Edwards
Mescal Kuhl, Linda Baily, Wilma Capps
Be OK if the dumb hicks would use REAL peanut butter and not that friggin’ crisco and sugar laden el-cheapie stuff that disguises itself as some type of fake peanut butter flavored garbage. Fact is, salmonella aside, the cheaper the food, the worse it is for ya. Guess they just want all the poor suckers who can’t afford good food or can’t grow it themselves ta simply crawl off and die. Save ‘em a bunch of social security payments if those stupid hill-jacks would die off young. Poison ‘em with crap posing as food, crap posing as “immunizations”, crap posing as “water” (nice cup of flouride and chlorine anyone?), more poisonous crap posing as makeup, deodorant, toothpaste…. Ya get the picture?
If folks are dumb enough to eat overly processed wall paper paste posing as “bread”, plastic processed “cheese product” and margarine (only one chromosome away from being actual plastic), rat poison and MSG and aspartame and all those other things I can’t even pronounce thinking it’s actually FOOD, well, I guess they deserve salmonella or e-coli, or malnutrition….
We figured out that maybe the reason there are so many stupid mo-foes around these parts is because their brains never developed right due to malnutrition. They just keep on eating and get fatter and fatter while their brains shrink. And their kids are BORN that way because of the malnutrition, and they just keep getting worse from lack of any REAL food.
Guess ya would have to be sort of dumb to begin with to even THINK that all that chemical artificial b.s. is fit for human consumption in the first place…
aspartame turns into embalming fluid chemically if exposed to temperatures above 96 degree’s and since a human temp is 98.6 then you are embalming yourself with every dose.
Rosabelle Gainer-Cunningham has no concern for anyone’s health. She is way too far above that in her hillbilly heaven of the elite of the CROOKED COUNTY CROOKS!
God Damn Calhoun Underground!
Why don’t you tell us how you really feel!?
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Damn good comment! Even though it’s Sunday, thanx to you….
I am now inspired to go write something!
Hey did you hear the Lone Meth Ranger will be a goin to trial comin up in May?
Yep! Had to bring in a former Supreme Court Justice since Richards ‘lawyer already accused judge Facemire of being a crook right out of the gate!
Think the lawyer was right about that.
http://calpattypress.wordpress.com/2009/03/05/i-am-going-to-ask-god-and-the-kkk/
Check out the new CalPatty Press article!
I like the web, but could do with out the faul mouth stuff. It reminds me of an old saying when used as you do. “It’s a feebl mind trying to express it’s self, forcibly”.
Editors note: Well thank you Ed, we appreciate your comment. Did you mean foul mouth stuff? And feeble has an E on the end, but poetic license justifies your comment, and we have respect for that concept. “Forcibly?” …hmmm that brings to mind an underage white girl from the local high school that was forcibly fucked by a BLACK MAN football player from Glenville State College that was a known cocaine dealer and even up on drug charges in another state at the time of the ramming of the rear and the black jizz in the ear. Well guess what ED? That kind of Crooked County shit is exactly what makes us all want to say the F word. I mean really….what the fuck could you even be thinking….dude walks after fucking the bejesus out of Polly who would have preferred a cracker ass pecker wood any day.
Is the American Cancer Society a front for the slaughter of unborn children and the extermination of white people? Let’s all judge for ourselves by checking out the web-site of Life Dynamics Incorporated!!!
Editors note: Lets not