Editor Edison/Crooked County Crooks Reporter
When we think of fall and back to school we often reflect on the fun we had in the summer and the relatives that came to visit. This story was given a brief mention by the CalPatty Press, but Reeny refused to report on the story, by responding with a very loud EWWW!
In fact we were just going to let this one go until we found out via connections at the regional jail that booked the inmate– that this person is related to a well known member of the Crooked County Elite!
What wonderful news, now this true story can be told!
Christopher Bagwell in WV Regional Jail Orange related to Crooked County Elite!
Christopher Bagwell, (above) a 26-year-old West Virginia man was arrested after breaking into home, and then having sex with home owner’s dog crooked county style!
Bagwell allegedly broke into a home (hey just like APRIL McCROSKEY AND RON BANDY) but unlike April and Chief Deputy Ron Bandy raped an Australian shepherd/border collie mix dog. The owner was away at work, according to a witness’ report.
The witness, Sierra Hayhurst, arrived at the house on the afternoon of July 8th to return items she had borrowed from the owner. She claims that while standing in the doorway, she spotted the suspect having sexual intercourse with the male dog, which “was making an awful sound.” arrrrgghhh!
She then shouted at Bagwell, calling him a “sick bastard” until he pulled up his pants and dismounted the dog. He then started toward her in a threatening manner, according to police reports.
“His pants were down around his ankles and the dog was making an awful sound,” stated the witness in the arrest complaint. arrrrgghhh!
At this point, Hayhurst called the local PO PO , who soon arrived and promptly arrested Bagwell on felony burglary and animal cruelty charges. Police allege Bagwell also damaged property in the home while looting it for an undisclosed reason, besides having a rather darkened and smelly penis at the time of his arrest.
Bagwell was booked into the local jail but was quickly bonded out by a member of the oh so cool pieces of shit that really run this Crooked County !!
HEY!
When we said, “Go fuck your dog!”
We meant YOUR dog asshole!
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG…….
This dude will probably walk with a slap on the wrist misdemeanor is what is the most sick part about this story! Supposedly this guy knew these people and even the dog! It is not so funny when you think he probably came from a long line of dog fuckers and some of them could be related to the Crooked County power elite,that will get government grants so that they can STEAL their cut off the top and clean up the town (yeah right) while the old cracked side-walks don’t get fixed. The only thing getting fixed will be Tim Butchers bank account when he finds a way to take 38,000 out of the 380,000 given by the feds, y’all wait and see, the county of Gilmer, the town of Glenville is being run by criminals that are related to sick dog fuckers!
If the crooked elite would fuck more dogs and less relatives and young school girls their fecundity rate would drop and over time we would have less of them to truckle to when they came to town on Sunday go to Meeting Day…..
In Glenville WV, home to the elite, they let the black football players truckle the young high-school girls and then, the elite even allow the shipped in Negroes to continue their illegal cocaine trade that they bring in from other states. Maybe the negro element need to learn to truckle a bit themselves, unless,of course, they enjoy the smell of gunpowder in the morning.
How Cathy met Earl….As told to me By Cathy
While Cathy (then 24 years old) was currently in a marriage with 2 young children and her husband out of town looking for employment, Cathy was walking to town across the bridge. Earl (then 15 years old) was standing on the bridge and as Cathy passed Earl asked “Do you want to fU(% ?” She said yes and they went under the bridge and did their business. All I can say is Grantsville has some really classy people.
Editors note:If we could ever be some small part of Jamtart reuniting with his kids, then most assuredly, all the many hours of editing and threats from public officials and bullshit court orders from JUDGE FACEMIRE– and other illegal elite antics that have come down on the concerned citizens of Central WV… would be more than worth the effort.
Somebody needs to put Jamtarts’ kids in touch with their dad. The children may just find they have been missing out on the best part of their lives. So if anyone out there has any information that would be helpful, please reply to this comment or write to cal.patty@hotmail.com–this is a very important matter so please respond if you can be of any help.
Does he now have to register with the SPCA as a sex offender? 8>O
Editors note: …hee hee